Eww Gross, The Moon Graphic Tee

Look, you thought the moon was safe—but then it started asking you to feel things. “Eww, Gross – The Moon” is for cryptids who enjoy the night but still gag at emotional intensity.

Designed with vintage horror charm and sarcastic bite, this tee is your go-to for ghosting group chats and haunting quietly in style.

🌙Stuff for the Emotionally Eclipsed:

• Unisex sizing (S–5X) for moon witches and night goblins alike
• Soft and cozy cotton/poly blend
• DTG printed for long-lasting wear and tear
• Comes in 7 shadowy color options
• Machine washable (cold wash, low dry—no lunar rituals required)
• Ideal for moonlit walks where you contemplate absolutely nothing